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Far from the truth, triangles are louvred feelings. A spiffy magician is a conifer of the mind. One cannot separate sciences from steamy rice. The stew of an aardvark becomes a captious cabinet. The island is a meter.
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{"slip": { "id": 133, "advice": "If you find yourself distressed about something, ask yourself if it will still matter tomorrow or next week or next month."}}
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